Showing posts with label Survey. Show all posts
Survey
The Indian Psychiatric Society (IPS) warned Indian government that there is a chance that an exponential rise in mental cases undetected in 2013.
President of IPS, Dr. Roy Abraham said "Considering the cases of politicians, spiritual leaders and popular people of the society for making absurd statements in last one month and a sharp rise in absurdity and stupidity over last one week, we may see an exponential rise in undetected and undiagnosed cases of mental weaknesses and psychic characteristics will rise manifold making a serious risks for the lives of their family and relatives."
In its current issue of Indian Journal of Psychiatry (IJP), Dr Kallivayalil presented a detailed study on rising risks of patient's relatives and family people on account of absurd and undetected stupidity.
He said "IJP's research makes study on the human behavior, particularly social intellectuals and think-tanks which include politicians, prominent personalities and spiritual leaders. In last one month, we saw a 500% rise in the instances of Undetected Absurdity and Stupidity with Mouthful of Trash (UASMT). Generally, UASMT virus was found in marginal number of politicians such as leaders like Digvijay Singh, Beni Prasad Verma, Kapil Sibal and few other people from different social circles. However, these days everyone is detected as UASMT abused, even making us difficult to track many published records. We have therefore presented a detailed study not just to warn Indian government but also the family members of these prominent personalities."
Government sources said that Dr. Manmohan Singh received the detailed report from IPS and he replied to saying Theek Hai.
Survey Numbers
E - Estimated
An extensive survey of CNN IBN before the Gujarat Polls suggested that the arrival and speech of Rahul Gandhi stir the entire political arena and now almost 50% are unsure that they will vote Narendra Modi or not.
"We are not sure. We feel that somehow Rahul Gandhi opened our eyes and we may not vote BJP. Is this the way I should talk Rajdeep ji?" said Bhupen Patel, a common man from Surat who was going to vote for BJP earlier.
Chief Editor of CNN IBN, Rajdeep Sardesai who handled the entire survey with his team to understand the impact of the presence of Rahul Gandhi was quite surprised with the results.
"It was shocking to see the reactions. We put heart beats and blood pressure measurement meters on all the people that come to listen to Rahulji to understand what happens if he comes near to them, or if he talks or if he walks or even if he just smiles," said Rajdeep Sardesai.
He said "The results were unexpected. As soon as Rahul Gandhi arrived at the stage, blood pressure of 50% present there rose to 250 levels and when he started talking it grew to 450 and when he decided to leave the stage it went to 1000. According to the study, reading of 1000 means all those 50% accepted Rahulji as their leader and decided to vote for Congress. While when we checked rest 50%, as soon as Rahulji started talking their blood pressure rose to 500 which maintained till he left the stage. That means all of them are now confused whether to vote for BJP or not."
Rajdeep Sardesai said this was a first of its kind of the survey that CNN IBN conducted.
"We are happy that CNN IBN brought Rahul Baba over here. I felt like crying with full of emotions in my heart. I may be go and vote may be to Shankarsinh Waghela. Am I talking correct Rajdeep ji? And are my expressions perfect to show my emotions?" said Jitendra Shah, a resident of Ahmedabad.
According to political analysts, the facts are the actually a victory of Rahul Gandhi's name and his charishma.
A political analyst, Tushar Pandey said "It was expected but not that much. Rahul made the day for Gujaratis. He was the first leader who talked so much on Mahatmaji for hours in front of Gujaratis. They are happy and the result shows that they want to give him a surprise gift of shedding all their votes in favour of Arjun Modhwadia."Many marriages are at stake because of channel switching between the breaks
While enjoying the high drama of catching the corruption on news channels on day to day basis, the entire nation is now became sure that Arvind Kejriwal and Subramanian Swamy are actually whistle blowers while Congress and BJP are loudspeakers.
"There is immense amount of coordination between them. While Kejriwal raise voice against Congress, BJP starts speaking like a loudspeaker in marriages. It is vice versa when the time comes that Kejriwal raises his voice against BJP," said Arvind Sharma, a regular TV News Channel watcher.
Sharma said "So overall it seems the reality show is managed very properly and with great imagination."
Many Indians were actually confused what exactly was happening in India during last 2 years. However, as the clearer picture emerges, tighten their belts on their sofas or chairs and keep focus on the news channels, said an independent survey of KPMG in its 'Media & Entertainment in India Report'.
"Actually I was a bit confused what exactly was happening in India. But now I am sure that this is a reality show sponsored by TV channels where Kejriwal and Subramanian Swamy have to say something while Congress and BJP acts as loudspeaker," said Rajinder Sharma, a serial TV news channel watcher told surveyor.
An astonishing result came from survey, claiming that almost 80% of daily soap watchers have shifted their eyeballs to daily corruption shows from daily soap operas.
"Yea, it is true. Most of Indians, particularly male audience switch to news channel when there is a break in serial. This audience finds it interesting and exciting than regular serials. Many of them have actually confirmed to us that they lost the taste of thrills in sas bahu serials and eagerly wait for a break to get updated on new kind of scam and to listen to some funny comment from any of the Congress and BJP leaders. They actually feel like these leaders are loudspeakers of their parties," said Anjali Joshi, Chief Surveyor of KPMG.
Overall, recent claims of scams and corruption made by Arvind Kejriwal and Subramanian Swamy increased the taste of the Indian audience and they are not really willing to watch serials and other stupid reality shows, said the survey.
Sources said that first time MTV Roadies new season is getting poor pre-release response and many of the aspirants went to the trials just to tell the "Twins" of Roadies - Rajiv Laxman and Raghu Ram that they are Ch**** and the entire show is bulls*it.
"Yea we feel disgraced like ch**** these days as nobody listen to our abuses and instead they abuse us. Yesterday only one candidate punched Raghu's nose," said Rajiv Laxman.
However, besides facing serious disinterest in the reality shows, most of the audiences are actually risking their marriages. Ms Joshi recorded rising risks of divorces in her report because of this channel switching hobby.
She said many women are actually uncomfortable because of rising channel switching habit among the men community as they can't get updated with new cosmetics which are demonstrated between the ads. Almost 70% of women audience confirmed that the immediate thought come to their mind is to give divorce at that instance itself."
"How can I remain glowing and beautiful through-out my life, if my hubby keeps switching channel between the breaks," said Rita Khanna, a daily sas bahu serial viewer.
She said "I would not get equipped with new and new skin care products to keep my skin fairer and beautiful. I really hate him and want to put paper on the spot whenever he changes the channel."















