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A source, closely link to topmost producers of Bollywood cinemas said that at least 5 hindi film producers and directors read the news that Telugu superstar doesn't want to work in Bollywood movies. Source said that all of them were keen to launch Mahesh Babu in their movies.
"As many as 5 producers have interacted, confirmed that they saw some kind of news which states Mahesh Babu is not keen to work in Bollywood cinema. All of them decided to keep their plans on hold working with Mahesh Babu and may approach him after 20-30 odd years when he would be free and would want to take a chance in Hindi cinema," said a source who is close to big producers and directors such as Chopra, Hirani and Johar.
Recently, Mahesh Babu who successfully released a Telugu movie 'Seethamma Vakitlo Sirimalle Chettu' said reporters that he had no plans to act in Bollywood films.
Talking to reporters during an event, he said he would like to focus only on Telugu cinema. "I have already said that my contribution will be only for Telugu films," he said and added: "I don't have any plans to work in Bollywood."
"Mahesh Babu was not really aware that anybody would read the news that he said he would not want to work in Bollywood cinemas," said the source.
He told that most of the producers and directors who were thinking him to cast in their next movies as a mega star are now planning to skip the idea. These producers and directors include 3 Idiots fame Rajkumar Hirani, Aditya Chopra, Karan Johar, Sanjay Leela Bhansali and Abhinav Kashyap.
"Yea that's correct. I was thinking him to launch in my next movie as a grandson of Shahrukh Khan. I was in talks with Aadi (Aditya Chopra) if he postpones his launch of Mahesh Babu and let me launch him first. Even Shahrukh was ready to become grandfather of Mahesh Babu. However, now Mahesh Babu said that he is not interested in Bollywood I would have to skip the idea," said Karan Johar.
Aditya Chopra also confirmed that he had discussions with Karan Johar. He said "I was having argument with K-Jo as how he dare launching the great super star. I wanted to launch this bloody great super duper star in Bollywood. However, he took my permission after threatening to break the relationship with me. Now both of us are depressed as Mahesh Babu is not interested in working Hindi movies. But what can we do? Life should move."
Rajkumar Hirani, another successful director said "I was having talks with Vidhu how can we make bigger and more successful movie than 3 Idiots. He told me take Mahesh Babu in the next movie. I planned to postpone Amir Khan starrer 'Peekay' to 2015 and launch Mahesh Babu in this year. But sadly he doesn't want to work in Bollywood movies. But we are not disappointed. I think he must have huge pending work in Telugu movies. Therefore, whenever he complete the backlog after 20-30 odd years I would love to cast him along with Aamir's son."
After a delay in the release of Vishwaroopam for paid Direct to Home (DTH) audience, apologetic film-maker and actor Kamal Haasan announced that he will show his erstwhile blockbuster 'Abhay' along with the new movie on February 2.
"I am apologetic to my DTH audience which paid huge amount to watch my new launch Vishwaroopam on TV before it gets released in theatres. However, because of notorious distributors I had to postpone the launch and now I am going to show the movie to theater audience first while paid DTH audience can watch it anytime later. Just to thank my "patient yet eager audience" I will also show my mega hit 'Abhay' same day for free of cost," said Kamal Haasan.
Kamal Haasan's production house Raajkamal Films International issued a press release in which the film-maker apologized to the audience who were waiting to watch the film on DTH.
Originally Kamal Haasan planned to premiere the movie on DTH platforms a day ahead of its theatre release. However, the plan was dropped after a section of theatre owners and distributors protested, and eventually held negotiations with Kamal Haasan to change the strategy. He further said those DTH subscribers who had paid for the original premiere can get the amount refunded or adjusted against their other bills, as they deemed fit and allowed for by the respective DTH services. However, skeptical over the box office response to the film, he finally decided to show his erstwhile blockbuster Abhay at a free of cost.
Despite getting shows of Abhay at a free of cost, many people refused the offer and said that it would be better if Kamal Haasan keeps the entire sum with himself and spare them from both Vishwaroopam and Abhay.
"We are not willing to watch Abhay at any free or paid cost. Neither we want to see that tasteless Dashavatar," said M Ramalingam, a paid customer of Kamal Haasan's new epic.
He said "It is better that Kamal Haasan keeps entire money that we paid for Vishwaroopam. We are ready even if he doesn't show us Vishwaroopam."
If bollywood sources are to be believed, leading model turn actress, Poonam Pandey quit her first movie 'Nasha'. According to sources, controversial actress Poonam Pandey left the movie as the film had nothing hot to offer to her audience.
"Poonam was told that she would have huge exposure in this movie. However, as film progressed she was ignored. Besides 1-2 scenes she hardly got the chance to expose her beauty that disturbed her," said the source who is also close friend of Poonam Pandey.
The mahurat ceremony of Nasha was a big bang, after Poonam gave one hot bedroom scene. However, besides that there was no adult or erotic scene in the movie told sources to India Satire correspondent. Asking to keep their identity unanimous they said that entire thing disturbed Poonam a lot, as was promised her fans that she would reveal many parts of her body.
India Satire Correspondent talked to Poonam who also confirmed the development. She was disturbed and sad as she had no other movies in the pipe line.
"When I went to Amit (Amit Saxena, director of the film) asking about why there is no hot scene for me so that I can expose. He said then how would kids watch this movie. This movie is for kids and I would be performing as super girl wearing super girl's costume after that bedroom scene. He told me that I would need to wear a mask and then fly in the skies to save troubled people. He said I would be required to wear that mask till the movie ends," said Poonam Pandey.
She said "That was disgusting. I immediately quit the movie."
India Satire Correspondent contacted Director Amit Saxena. However, he denied news saying it was just a rumour and he has given many points where she can expose herself.
Desperately seeking to get nude, hot beauty Poonam Pandey threatened all Indians that she would strip if continuously ignored again and again. Poonam announced that she is not very happy that her fans are moving towards more sensible topics like politics, gang rape issue and terrorism while ignoring her in day-to-day life.
"This is shocking that nobody really post me in their news. I haven't seen myself in the headlines for long. Daily what I am seeing is FDI in retail news, some political issues, parliamentary logjam, gang rapes and terrorism. Nobody really bothers what Poonam is doing. Therefore, I decided that if people and media ignore me I will strip to the end. Don't take it as a joke as like I made last time when I promised to strip after India would win world cup or KKR would win IPL or Rahul will marry, but take it as a challenge, this time I am surely going to do this (Poonam forcefully threw her hand on the desk). Looking at laws in India, I will really strip," said Poonam Pandey.
People are talking that post KKR's win of IPL, Poonam never stripped and that kept her out of news.
"Yea there was no sensible issue or important objective that motivated me to go nude for a while for my fans. But that doesn't mean that they can't wait me for showing my great fixed assets. This time I will actually disrobe in front Indians," said Poonam Pandey.
However, fans are not really happy as historical evidences suggest Poonam Pandey hardly kept her promise. She earlier said that she would strip if India wins world cup. However, after attracting huge fan base she told that she disrobed in her bathroom. Same way after KKR's win, she avoided front view and gave glimpse of rear view, which irritated her lot of fans.
One of her fans, Sunil Yadav said "I lost my half hair waiting to see Poonam's beauty. Now again she is threatening us to recognise and follow her on regular basis otherwise she will strip is just too much. I sincerely ask government to take legal action for such challenges which keep fans on health risks."
According to Poonam's close friends, she is so sensible that after disrobing herself post KKR won she never went to bathroom as no new major topic was available to provide darshan to her fans.
If sources to be believed, after patching up at the premier of Jab Tak Hai Jaan, Shah Rukh Khan, Salman Khan and Karan Johar sat together in a long conference room and discussed problems of Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals and Transgender (LGBT) community, together fulfilling a long standing demand of Karan Johar.
According to source closed to the development Karan Johar believed to have told his friend that now he feels satisfied as both the macho men fulfilled his demand for discussing the serious LGBT issue and their problems.
However, source said that nothing concrete has come out of the discussion and finally it ended as a debate that generally happens on news channel.
If believed in the news, Karan Johar will strip all his clothes as he committed to his fans through India Satire on patch up of Salman Khan and Shah Rukh Khan. He said that he is not Poonam Pandey who only roars and not dares.
Talking about the success of Jab Tak Hai Jaan was on the shoulders of Shahrukh Khan (SRK), film producer Aditya Chopra said he was immortal and it is insignificant to talk about his age.
"Actually, we are undecided at what age we think he would require to work with actress more than 30 years," said Aditya Chopra, son of the great Director Late Yash Chopra.
He said "We think we like to see him running behind some 20 to 30 age group girls and not behind somebody who is in her early 30s or late 35s. By the way, Yashji after completing Jab Tak Hai Jaan was thinking of casting SRK with Aaradhya Bachchan. He was serious about her debut."
Talking about why he was made an army officer, Aditya Chopra said "We actually thought making boring Army profession a bit interesting and glamorous. We also wanted to remove the stupid perception that Army Officers can't keep beared and can't resort to long hair."
Promised taking more revenge on audience in this movie as well
He is back, back with vengeance, back with revenge and back with more revenge on audience. He is there to push entire audience in mud and tell them don't dare again to watch my movies filled with high levels of stupidity and absurdity, he is back with more such power. He is Karan Johar, talking exclusively to India Satire film correspondent on his new movie 'Student of the Year' and how the movie is different than its old counter parts.
India Satire Correspondent (ISC): Welcome Karan Johar to India Satire's office. Thanks for giving us time on our cover page 'Sach much ki khol'.
Karan Johar (K-Jo): Hey thanks for inviting me. But please call me K-Jo. That suits well to my NRI audience. They like me to read as K-Jo, as like J-Lo.
ISC: Ahh.. sorry K-Jo! So you must know the rules of this page on India Satire, you have to talk true and can't hide anything.
K-Jo: Yea that what I know and that is why I am here. Talking lie everyday is ridiculous stuff and now you can see my tummy which rose because of accumulated gases of more and more lie. I would love to release them here. Brrrrrr.... and farting loudly.
ISC: Ah ok ok... Please keep your emotions in limit. You can release your words here while gases any way you can release outside the office.
So my first question is how Student of the Year is different from conventional new comer movie which were released 10-20 years back.
K-Jo: Oh not at all. It is not at all different movie. It is same old jerk and stupid story that I have just released in a polished manner. That same ridiculous love triangle and same stupid girl for which two idiots fight each other like, ah as Beni Prasad Verma said dogs barking day and night.
ISC: But don't you think in any love triangle that is the main essence. Fight for your love.
K-Jo: Yea therefore what I am showing is not different from few directors shown in yesteryears.
ISC: But in your earlier interviews you said that you will show drama, emotions, great characters, their acting and great stage of fight for love.
K-Jo: That what I have to tell for promoting any movie otherwise who would have got to see my stupid movie 'My Name Is Khan'. See I spent crores of rupees on the costumes and stupid sets which we have to recover in some way. Take example of My Name Is Khan, one of the worst creations of Indian Cinema in last say 100 years at least. But now how can I say myself that it was worst creation. And believing that audience would not think it as worst creation would have been stupidity. Therefore, what I did was that day I called American Police and told them that this Shahrukh Khan is a terrorist and came to US just to fu*k the brains of all the Americans and American Indians. What had happened next you know better than me?
ISC: But don't you think that there must be something different you might have added in the Student of the Year.
K-Jo: What the f*ck? I haven't given anything different but yea I have improvised myself with this movie. So if you say this movie is improved version of my earlier flicks then I can't deny that.
ISC: Oh improved version! In what sense you are talking? Directional values? Script? Screenplay? or artistes?
K-Jo: No man I can't understand how much a big dickhead you are. See this movie is improvisation in only one sense; a larger revenge on my audience. Anybody will come to watch this movie, will face my revenge. The audience will never understand what is happening, it will never be allowed to pause the movie and with new characters who instructed strictly to give no expression, my audience will be pissed off. And still I told theater owners to keep latrines off so that the audience will sucked off more and more. Oh that what I like to do with my audience. Wow! Suck their blood and pissed them off.
ISC: But in your prolong career don't you feel you gave something different to your audience?
K-Jo: Yea I gave them few different things first gay appeal to every next movie, pink car and pink dresses in every movie and new expressionless characters in this movie.
ISC: So please give your concluding remarks to your fans?
K-Jo: You still didn't understand, my movie is just like 'Bhoot Returns'. I am same Ram Gopal Varma in a more polished look. He sucks audience blood with terribly horrible movies and I suck my audience's blood with ridiculously useless and stupid movies.
(Laughing loudly ha ha ha…. he he he… hoo hoo hoo, K-Jo simply removed 50% of skin on his facing showing other side as Ram Gopal Varma's face. He said "We both are same I am half Ramu and Ramu is half K-Jo. He he he.... ha ha ha....)
Looked focus and concentrating hard on her work
In an exclusive news of India's leading newspaper Times of India, grand-daughter of Bollywood's first family, Bachchan joined city based gym where she will take training for zero figure and good health without eating much. Times of India claimed the success of this exclusive news and also posted Aaradhya's photo in gym on its cover story.
In a sting operation made by Times of India reporter who was on special duty of tracking Aaradhya 24x7 found her in a gym walking around Bench, having exercises such as crunch, sit-ups and front raise, biceps curl, bench press, etc.
"Aaradhya was very much enthusiastic towards all the exercises such as using dumbells, bench, having cardio, etc. But physical trainer, Satyajit Chaurasia asked her to calm down and she can do all the exercises gradually," said source.
The reporter said that Aaradhya looked focus and concentrating as like her mother and grand father.
"I found a lot of conviction in her eyes and face for getting her self to zero figure levels," said the reporter.
However, trainer's denial for more gymming turned everything into sour and Aaradhya started crying for not allowing few more exercises and her mumma, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan had to control her.
"Yes we both were there," said Aishwarya's husband Abhishek Bachchan "While I was incidentally changing her nappy, she started crying. As I couldn't understand the language of kids, Aishwarya told me that it was her desperation to complete all the exercises in first day."
Talking about insulting the Tricolour, Beni Prasad Verma said "What is more important is comprehensive policy measure of UPA government which generally likes to provide employment and required attention. I am happy that Gehnaji is receiving that happiness, in my term. I am with her as like a steel rod whenever she requires help."
